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Mat Zo Holistic Comedian - Absurdity Guru
Mat Zo Quick Facts
Best Sellers: The Rascal’s Guide to Enlightenment: How to Become Enlightened on a Budget by Taking a Course in the Power of the Celestial Shmecret Prophecy Duh Mat Zo Code NowCareer Focus: Author, Speaker, Financier
Mat Zo is a holistic comedian, rascal, absurdity guru, shameless self-promoter, dedicated financier, and author. His writings have appeared in several publications that are no longer in print. Mat Zo develops lousy holistic products and presents entertaining workshops across the United States, internationally, universally, and interdimensionally. Assisting others to laugh is his passion. The Rascal’s Guide to Enlightenment: How to Become Enlightened on a Budget by Taking a Course in the Power of the Celestial Shmecret Prophecy Duh Mat Zo Code Now is Mat Zo’s first sacred text of wisdom.
Favorite Quotes & Thoughts from Mat Zo
"Now is all that exists. With this in mind please buy my book now. I've got bills to pay...."
"You are creating your own reality...TV show. Make sure you carefully pick your script, cast and caterer!"
"Money is very spiritual. The more money I have the more spiritual I feel!"
"You are both the Infinite Intelligence and you exist time and space as an individual. Your physical body and your reality are within you. So, no matter how much you eat, you always have more room for jello!"
"Improve your life with Mat Zo Brand® Miracle Water! It's a miracle anyone will pay for my bottled tap water, but they do! You see, it's all about the packaging..."
"Within my consciousness exists all vibrations of all possible and probable realities
I could ever experience. I am holographic in nature and structure. I contain it all. My vibration determines which aspect of All That Is I experience to be my Physical Reality."
Getting Started With Mat Zo
Mat Zo's performances are a blend of humor and actual spiritual teachings. The main goal is to spur insight, expand awareness, laugh and have a good time. He generally offers this in a stand-up comedy format or as an interactive playshop. Mat has over 14 years experience as a spiritual teacher and 20 years as a comedian. He is also available for comedy roasts, lectures and any other type of comedy performance where he gets paid (preferably up front and in cash.)
