“Wait, bud light made a seltzer,” said Post Malone, standing in a convenience store in South Los Angeles. He frowned. “Wait, Bud Light made a seltzer,” he said again, quieter. “Wait, Bud Light made a seltzer?” Louder, now: “Wait, Bud Light made a seltzer!”
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It was five o'clock somewhere, but not in L.A., not that Post would have cared. Anyway, the store was fake: Post was on set, running lines for a commercial being filmed—amid military secrecy—for the Super Bowl. Post Malone has been hawking Bud Light since 2017, and drinking it for a good deal longer than that, and so Anheuser-Busch InBev had chosen him to help announce its newest product, Bud Light Seltzer: a watery beverage for people who find Bud Light too beery. Designers had converted an auto-body shop into a fake convenience store, which looked just like the real thing, except that all the brand names on the shelves were fictitious, besides Bud Light.
When Post was finally dismissed for a lunch break, he ambled out into the parking lot, which was surrounded by a fence that had been comprehensively tarped, for privacy. Post Malone is taller and more imposing than many people might expect, and he gained a few extra inches from the rich brown cowboy boots he was wearing. In conversation (as in song) he exudes a warm, stoney charisma. He found a seat on a cooler and dug into a pack of Camel cigarettes, paying little attention to the spread of cheesesteaks and fried-chicken sandwiches that had been brought in. The shoot was going well. “It's easy, because I don't have a lot of lines to memorize,” he said, smiling. He doesn't love delivering dialogue, especially in front of a group. “I'm shy,” he said.
Post Malone knows that he is not generally perceived as shy, and not just because he is one of the most popular musicians in the world. In the past few years, pretty much no one has been more consistent in making blockbuster hits: “Rockstar” and “Sunflower” and “Circles” and fistfuls more. Spotify named him the most streamed artist of 2019, and according to Nielsen, his 2019 album, Hollywood's Bleeding, was the most-listened-to album of the year, though it only arrived in September. Even as his music dominates the planet, Post Malone cultivates a gregarious image. He is only 24, and he has reacted to success with amusement and amazement while taking care to reassure fans that he hasn't lost his taste for cheap thrills, now that he can afford expensive ones. Along with Bud Light, his sponsors have included Crocs, which has created limited-edition Post-branded clogs, and Doritos, which used Post Malone to help publicize its Flamin' Hot Limón chips. (He renamed himself Post Limón for the occasion.) He is now a global celebrity, but Post Malone still acts like an interloper in this exclusive club, wandering through A-list parties with heavy eyelids and a sheepish smile.
In the abstract, Post Malone's music might seem obnoxious. He takes hip-hop bravado and turns it into suburban pop, a white guy with a face full of tattoos singing lyrics about treacherous exes and small-minded critics: They was never friendly, yeah / Now I'm jumping out the Bentley. But even skeptics have discovered, over the past few years, that he is surprisingly hard to hate. His albums have received increasingly respectful reviews: Rolling Stone called Beerbongs & Bentleys, his 2018 album, “an ouroboros of new-money narcissism” (rating: two stars out of five); but last year, the magazine wrote that Hollywood's Bleeding showed “his gift for turning dreamy darkness into Top 40 gold” (rating: four stars out of five). Indeed, just about every song in his catalog has a melancholy streak, which is part of what makes it so easy to root for him. And he is resolutely unpretentious, with a tendency to refer to his music as “shitty.” When pressed on this self-assessment, he concedes, eventually, that it is inaccurate. “I don't think my songs are shitty,” he says. “I worked real hard on them. But I think that's a way for me to say, ‘Not everybody's going to like your shit, and there's a lot of people who don't like your shit, and it's okay.’ ” He laughs. “A little self-deprecation goes a long way,” he says.
In the Bud Light commercial, Post was allowed—in fact, obliged—to be himself: He played Post Malone, a thirsty superstar trying to decide what to drink. The shoot stretched on into the night, and Post, who was operating on about two hours of sleep, tried to stay focused during the short camera segments, and during the long breaks in between.
Post Malone's first album was called Stoney, which was what some of his friends used to call him, but he says he quit smoking marijuana after a pot-induced anxiety attack that never completely subsided. The first line of the first song on Stoney goes: I done drank codeine from a broken whiskey glass. He says that his diet has changed since then—he now likes to consume nothing stronger than alcohol. And, it sometimes seems, nothing weaker. By the time Post Malone arrived at that auto-body shop, in December, he was near the beginning of a two-month break from touring, and enjoying what he described, fondly, as a “rough” fortnight in L.A. “There was not a second of not-inebriation,” he said. “And I couldn't sleep, so I'd get hammered and stay up till fuckin' 3 p.m.” He managed to be charming on-camera, despite the schedule. And by the time the shoot wrapped, sometime around midnight, Post's day was just beginning—he disappeared into the Los Angeles night, ready to find something to celebrate.
Sophie Lyle is a staff writer at ‘The New Yorker.’