Tantalizing Tastes

Time for Exercise: 15 minutes to one hour

Properties Required: cookbook, pen, and paper

Steps:

  1. Pick a recipe from any cookbook.
  2. Add sexy words and images to any part of the recipe to create an erotic poem. (Food and poetry are so deliciously sensual.)

    Here is an example to give you the idea:

    Tomato-Basil Soup Recipe

    Sauté the onion and garlic in olive oil in a skillet until tender. Add the tomatoes. Cook over medium heat for 10 minutes. Add the tomato sauce, broth, cream, and half of the basil. Simmer for 30 minutes. Process in a blender until smooth. Return to the pan. Add the bread, remaining basil, and Parmesan cheese. Season with salt and pepper. Garnish with additional cheese, oil, and pesto if desired.

    Tomato-Basil Erotica or Thirty Minutes Would Never be Enough!

    Sauté your lover with onions and garlic,

    thrusting heavy on the garlic.

    Rub penis and clit together, drenched in warm olive oil

    until tender but still firm –

    “al dente” esta bien!

    Sauce it up by spreading overripe tomatoes onto tummies,

    using soft circular strokes

    slowly at first then speeding up

    sigh and moan to adjust temperature to boiling

    but do not allow penis-Vesuvius to erupt!

    Simmer all day and all night, and the next day if desired,

    30 minutes would never be enough.

    Blend together, golden rod and fig pocket, mortar and pestle

    keeping everything smooth.

    Turn the heat on and off,

    squeezing the golden rod to add cream

    at the very last moment.

    Variation: Read your poem to your lover.

Author's Bio: 

Al Link and Pala Copeland own and operate 4 Freedoms Relationship Tantra. They regularly host lover’s romantic weekends near Ottawa Canada, and weeklong retreats in exotic locations. For more information call toll free from Canada or USA: 1-800-684-5308 International long distance: 1-819-689-5308. Visit their website www.tantra-sex.com and their blog www.askaboutloveandsex.com or send email: 4freedoms@tantraloving.com They have four books published including Soul Sex: Tantra for Two, New Page, 2003; The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Supercharged Kama Sutra, Penguin, 2007; Sensual Love Secrets for Couples: The Four Freedoms Body, Heart, Mind and Soul, Llewellyn 2007; Tantra Step by Step: 28 Days to Ecstasy, Llewellyn 2007.