A lot of fellas wonder whether pickup lines can be beneficial when you approach women, and if they actually get you laid. Yet when we hear the term "pickup line," we tend to envision some sleazy guy wearing a gold chain displayed across his hairy chest. He's prowling the bar or club, ready to approach women, his beady eyes scanning the bar for his next target.

He approaches a woman...looks her up and down, like a hungry jackal eyeballing a slab of meat...and delivers a cheesy pick up line that causes her to roll her eyes (or throw her martini in his face).

It might be a pick up line like one of these...

"I sure hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away."

"Would you mind loaning me a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams."

"Hey, can I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers."

"Sorry lady, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."

"I'm new in town -- could you give me directions to your apartment?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

"Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."

"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib."

"Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!"

Now, not all pick up lines are THAT cheesy. Here are a few that women may actually find charming or flattering -- IF you follow them up correctly (which I'll explain how to do in a moment).

"Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"

"Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my back, because a little kid with wings just shot me."

"What does it feel like to be the cutest girl in the room?"

"You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room."

(Note: Don't use this pick up line on women who are extremely attractive and KNOW it. This line is more effective when you approach women who appear to be a bit shy and don't have a stuck-up attitude.)

Now here's the next type of pick up lines. I call these...

Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Kicked In The Nuts

You'll want to be extremely cautious when using the following lines when you approach women. While they might get a good reaction (particularly if she's a drunken nymphomaniac), you're equally likely to get hit. (Especially if her boyfriend the UFC fighter happens to be standing nearby.) Use them with caution...

"Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper."

"Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!"

"Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass."

The Truth About Pick Up Lines

But are all pick up lines only good for a laugh? Would any REAL pick up artist deign to use them? I have authored a few books on picking up girls, and I've taught thousands of guys how to "break the ice" with women and seduce them with effective conversation. I personally feel that if you're learning how to approach women, using pick up lines is NOT the way to go.

I typically suggest that you use the "under the radar" style of opening conversations. What this effectively means is that you say (or ask) something clever when you approach women -- a comment or question that catches her by surprise and engages her attention, without signalling your sexual interest. These methods of approaching women feel more casual and natural to both you and her.

I like to approach the girl and ask her a clever question, one that females are naturally going to have an opinion about.

Opener #1: "Hey, I have to get back to my friends but let me ask you something real quick -- would you freak out if your boyfriend was invited to a bachelor party and you knew there would be strippers at the party? My friend Samantha asked me for my opinion."

Opener #2: "Hi, quick question -- I need your help to settle a debate. How long do you need to be dating someone before you change your status on Facebook from "single" to "in a relationship?" Because my friend Jennifer has been going out with a guy for a month and SHE thinks it's an exclusive thing, but he hasn't changed his "single" status and she's wondering if she should say something..."

These openers are especially effective because they're based on what I call "relationship grey areas." Men and women tend to have their own ideas about what's allowed in a relationship, and what is unacceptable. Here's another line you can use when you approach women: "does it count as cheating if a guy has lunch with his ex-girlfriend, and doesn't tell his new girlfriend about it?"

The bottom line is, when you are approaching women a good opener is going to make her WANT to respond. Here's another line I use to approach women, which always seems to get a good reaction:

"Do I look gay? Because this dude was TOTALLY hitting on me in the men's room a minute ago. Be honest, is it my shirt?" (Or, "is it the way my butt looks in these jeans?")

Those don't count as "pick up lines," really. But I'm not saying you should NEVER use a corny pick up line when you are approaching women.

In some cases, I have used some of the pick up lines I gave you above -- and because I was able to transition into a fun conversation, I was able to get the girl into bed that night!

I showed a sense of humor by "confessing" that I had used a corny line to try to pick her up. After delivering it, I followed up with "I know that TOTALLY sounded like a pick up line...but I want to talk to you for a second and I couldn't think of what else to say. My name's Dean..."

Then from that stage, I used my Mack Tactics -- I asked a few "strategic" questions to get her in a fun mindset, and sharing information about herself...I used tactics such as Teases, Hypotheticals and Cold Reads and at all times, I stayed in control of the interaction and guided it down the correct path.

At times a really corny pick up line can actually be a fun way to kick off the conversation. The key to making this work is understanding how to follow it with something clever that makes her want to talk to you.

And hey, this one has worked for me more than once...

"You're so cute that you made me forget my pick up line."

You can't put a price tag on a line like that!

Now, before I explain how to FOLLOW UP and get her to start feeling curiosity and attraction, I need to warn you about something...

The techniques in our FREE guide to approaching women will affect girls on a subconscious level and tap into their deepest desires. Please try to use this material responsibly, because it's incredibly powerful. These are quite simply the most powerful methods if you want to go beyond cheesy pick up lines, and seduce women with confidence and skill.

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