What The Place, Time And How You Eat Betray

You are what you eat.

All Day Long:
Although actually full, you feel the need to give just a little bit more to yourself. Essentially feeding your lack of self assuredness.

Anorexic:
Taught not to give in to basic pleasures even moderately, this being the devil’s way, you have actually denied yourself living.

At Home:
Although you are not a spendthrift, you are known to have been labeled at times as cheap. Actually you prefer the lack of formality, although it’s true that you do save on tips.

Brown Bag Lunch:
You are extremely moderate and certainly not the fancy type.

Bulimic:
One who suffers from this illness is said to be constantly hungry. After eating and ’feeling fat’, vomiting is self-induced as not to gain weight-and perhaps to lose as well. The bulimic sees himself or herself as very physically unattractive and possesses a highly impaired self-image.

Demand Feeding:
You expect to be waited on hand and foot believing that the world centers around you. When you start wailing, “I’m starving ,” your spouse must drop everything. If you do not get the point quickly, what may be dropped next is you.

Doggie Bag:
If you didn’t finish it last night, it’s today’s lunch. Although not particularly fond of wet and cold spaghetti, your basic need is for assurance and security. In other words, there is no guarantee that just because you ate yesterday you’ll have food today. That’s why you must make sure that you’ve put it away for yourself.

Eating With Your Hands:
Not concerned with the grotesqueness of your actions, this is primarily caused by your thick skinned character.

Fad Dieter:
One who is constantly going on fad diets is often seen ’clutching at straws’ in other areas of life. Instead of adjusting to a more regimented balanced diet, the fad dieter will ’try anything’ except being conservative.

Fast Eater:
Although you may enjoy eating, the high goal orientation within you demands that you finish whatever you ingest in nine seconds flat, often actually forgetting how much more delicious those french fries actually are-but then again you don’t have the time.

Frequent Food Craver:
Believing to be excessively physically and/or emotionally taxed, this eater replenishes the loss frequently.

Health Food Eater:
Trying to be and/or stay well, sociologists suggest that someone into health foods may be seeking some type of purity-whether physical or spiritual.

Moocher:
Essentially petty, you actually enjoy getting something for nothing. Adapting the philosophy it’s easy to get something if you pay for it, but try getting something without paying for it.

No Breakfast
Life is so busy and fulfilling, you haven’t got the time or the patience to sit down and eat breakfast- only dinner. Essentially goal oriented, you compensate yourself at days end for your self control.

Overeating:
There are many causes of this. Most high on the list are lack of gratification/satisfaction, sexual frustration and boredom. Feeling denied-overeating psychologically compensates.

Restaurants:
You enjoy being catered to, and the only way one can enjoy a symbiotic relationship with you is by them giving you first.

Scheduled Feeding:
A disciplinarian at heart, you have been known to stuff yourself though full to the brims, because the clock struck feeding time. Likewise, many recall several incidents with you, when you were crawling on the floor out of sheer hunger and would not eat your din-din, because it was not yet 6:19.

Slow Eater:
Although people peg you as being a turtle, wouldn’t they be surprised if they knew you actually were a.hedonist, every swallow is just delectable. Even though everyone watches your tuna fish sandwich slowly making its way down your esophagus.

Social:
The reason why you eat out with others is not so much for the food, but for the people, it is they who you truly hunger for.

Standing:
You have no time. You actually start moving your jaws up and down three blocks before you get home. You often have an insatiable appetite being basically a nervous wreck. You have been known to actually swallow saliva five minutes before the food was in front of you.

Take-Out-Food:
Having the doctrine that pleasure is the chief good in life, you do not mind spending a little bit more for your pleasures.

Watching Television:
You are essentially a loner and when enjoying your pasttime, wish nobody to disturb you except Johnnie Carson.

While Cooking:
Everybody comes before you. Your family, the dog, you have actually been known to feed the mailman before yourself. Nevertheless, you feel that nobody appreciates you.

While Traveling:
Although appearing to be constantly on the move, you actually lack self discipline and because of this, disorganization usually follows.